We've got vampires, werewolves and mopey teens. We've got hair gel, glitter, no shirt and an angsty playlist. That's right, we've got a commentary!
It's time for Henry and Ian to make their long awaited return to the Twilight Saga with David Slade's Eclipse. This may be our most tangential commentary yet, but it's not our fault that very little actually happens in this installment of the series. But turn on your Netflix machine anyway and put your headphones on and listen as we ponder which is the better Fanning sister, and why the werewolves still have trousers after transforming back into people.
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Rev your engines! Load the Nitous! Grab a Corona! Adjust your seat for optimal ease of access to the pedals! Check your mirrors for pedestrians or cyclists!... And lay down your best smack talk!
That's right, while the Fates of the Furious are being decided in cinemas Watch If is reversing back to 2001 where it all started. Joining your ever present hosts Henry and Ian are the rest of the Watch If family (because 'family' is what it's all about), learner driver Tom and Fast & Furious car-noisseur Nick. So join us as we watch the film many are calling "Baller" (Nick) and "Better than Citizen Kane" (Nick) and take life a quarter mile at a time.
With Fifty Shades Darker out in cinemas, Henry and Ian decided to watch the original Darker - that being The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Though, as Bo Burnham said "original does not mean good". A film so silly that even Ian couldn't defend it as he did the last one. On the bright side, we're not short on eye candy, with R Pats and Taylor Lautner being moody and taking their shirts off, and moodily taking their shirts off throughout. Also the delightful Michael Sheen turns up to deliver lines through mouthfuls of chewed scenery. So fire up Netflix and listen to our track
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